Saturday, November 6, 2010

i feel like pocahontas

sooo last night i picked up my house key from the bottom of the stairs and put it in a place i thought i was sure to remember. no doubt in my mind, this was the absolute best place to put my key. seeing as how i was drunk then and am sober now, i cannot for the life of me figure out where this place might be. it's a real problem. i have not even a clue where my key might be and i need it at 7:30 am tomorrow morning. i think i remember putting it INTO something, but that's all i've got. so while i'm writing this post i'm taking breaks to search for my key. just so you know, you don't have my undivided attention. that's all i'm sayin.

i'm thinking i'm going to quentin terrantino this blog post. we'll start at the end and work our way backward. why? because the end is when we talk about the food and that's what i'm most concerned about. (clearly.)

actually, the end ends with me getting off the bus about to cry because the bus driver kicked me off the bus and i had no idea where i was. panicking, i reached into my bag to call sally to rescue me and my phone instantly died in my hand. perfect. lost in a foreign country where ppl can only half understand me sometimes. i wandered around in circles a couple times before i realized i was right where i needed to be - right at the shops, just coming from a different direction. kinda lived out one of my greatest fears here, though. good thing i didn't call sally to rescue me. she woulda thought i was a complete bozo.
just found my key, so you're up to date with the process. it was in my bed between my extra comforter and comforter. naturally.

before the bus ride it was walking around downtown auckland for about 2 hours looking for food and shopping for clothes for the night. looking for food was basically a complete disaster - 3 little iowa girls in a huge city. got a recommendation to go to a japanese noodle place that was so japanese we could hardly understand what anything actually was. that was a no. so we turned around and kept walking. we walked past a couple kebab stands which we decided sounded DELICIOUS... then we figured out kebabs here aren't like meat and vegetables on a stick - they're like pita-type sandwiches. so we decided we needed to try that out for size. we stopped at an istanbul street food stand with kebabs and jumped in. the lady got really mad at karen as she was ordering because we didn't understand the process or what the heck salad she was talking about or that we were supposed to pick 3 sauces. somehow we lived through the experience and i ended up with a lamb kebab with sweet chili + something + something sauce and chips.

it was interesting, we'll say. i think i thought it was somewhat fantastical at the time but immediately afterward realized how really not great it was. what was most upsetting was the ketchup was so completely wrong i couldn't recover from it. it was like sweet and gingery and just NOT ketchup. in fact, it was a disgrace to ketchup everywhere. istanbul, figure out how to do ketchup right for the love of God.
Before it was walking around auckland like 3 completely incompetent little tourist girls (speaking of which we look like babies everywhere we go because we're all so short) it was a ride back on the ferry from rangitoto. i am actually surprised we even made it back on the ferry to tell our tale. miranda, karen, and i were, i swear, the like 2nd to last people on that island. i wanted to go down into the lava caves, so we decided we would stop off to do that on the way back from the summit of the volcano.

(it was so so cool by the way. we we didn't have "torches" so we were in darkness. the caves went really deep underground and there was absolutely no one anywhere around us on the island. we started going under the big caves thinking we were coming up on an opening in the cave but realized we were completely wrong. the cave went really far underground and i was so tempted to keep going further. we all quickly became unsettled due to the lack of light we had (our cell phones were not doing us any good) and, more importantly, the fact that no one on the island or in the world knew we were going in there. think about it - worst case scenario would be a bad scenario. so we climbed ourselves back out after a few pictures and started heading back to the ferry.)

When we got back to the bottom of the island (after basically running, tripping, and falling the whole way back down because of the loose gravel? lava rock? whatever it was we were walking on) we thought we had just missed the 3:45 ferry. the island was deserted. it was kinda creepy actually. so we figured we had some time to kill before the 5:00 ferry and started walking around toward the edge of the ocean. idk i think we're all brain dead because we had to have been walking around down there for a good 5 minutes before i looked over and realized the ferry was still there and there was still a giant line to get on. we quickly ran over to jump in line to hitch a ride back to auckland. seriously just made it by the skin of our teeth. (idk but i've been using that phrase a lot lately and i don't like it. sorry to expose you to it here.)

the ferry ride was so stinkin fun. we sat on the top deck this time which seemed like a really good idea at the time. it was actually a genius idea except for the bitter cold wind which basically ate me alive. we had an amazing view of rangitoto as we were leaving and auckland as we were coming in. not to even mention we took the best pictures of all time bc the wind was absolutely nuts. if miranda ever uploads the one of all three of us i'll include it (: the people sitting next to us got up and moved. pretty sure we were the annoying americans all trip. that's what happens with stereotypes - they're fulfilled. good times.

sooo... ugh this quentin terrantino thing is way harder than it needs to be. i'm giving up and going back to the beginning. this is going to be completely incomprehensible by the end lol but oh well.

karen, mirda, and i met at the albany bus station at 11:00. we show up all wearing basically the same thing (embarassing) - little workout clothes, and are freezing our butts off standing beneath the bus station so we went to stand out in the sun in the road. we're standing out there for about 5 minutes before some unanimous, booming voice from above instructs us sarcastically to please wait on the platform. stupid americans from the beginning of the trip. love it. by the way, karen was only wearing an accent of pink so she had to be in the middle of every picture. lol freak.

caught a quick bus to auckland and arrived in the city a bit later. the city seriously looks like it should be on a poster at all times. it's absolutely incredible. bought a ticket to rangitoto for $26 and had about 10 minutes for a quick run to the store before we hopped on the ferry.

karen almost instantly spiller her coffee all over her chair so i knew it was going to be a good day. those are my kinda people :) and there was a lady wearing an indy 500 hat a few rows ahead of me on the ferry, so that brought me a little taste of family. 25 minute ferry ride to rangitoto- easy conversation and good company.

arrived on the volcano and picked our path: lava caves and summit track - 1 hour 45 minute estimated time of travel one way - and set out on our hike. the view just from the bottom of rangi was incredible: auckland across the bay and turquoise, clean, blue-green water, white sailboats set against a bright blue sky littered with fluffy pearl clouds. could not have picked a better day. couldn't wait to set off on our track.

the course was of crushed lava rock, worn to gravel and sand from the plentiful trips to the summit. occasionally there were giant piles of gravel which i vowed to climb over to add to the workout. the footing was loose and slightly treacherous - we had a lot of close calls, especially on the way back down. i felt like we were practically running half the way back.

to the sides of us, we were either surrounded by fields of lava rock or trees and forest like wildcat den. occasionally we would come to an opening and get to look out onto the ocean and auckland. it was seriously amazing. we stopped a couple times for quick snack breaks and for pictures. when we reached the summit it took my breath away. our view was unreal - the bright blue water, green islands, and flecks of white from sailboats looked like a portrait. it was a view that is unreplicated by any pictures i took; they can't capture the way i saw new zealand on that day. we stayed at the summit for probably around an hour. we couldn't pull ourselves away to leave. lots of pictures, including miranda literally announcing to everyone at the top, as loud as she could, "who wants to take our picture for us?" lol still can't believe she did that. awkward pause for about 4 minutes before some unfortunate woman agreed to help us out. we really outdo ourselves with the cultural awkwardness i feel.

Rangitoto
was absolutely amazing. a day i hope to never forget and something i desperately wish to be able to do again at some point.

Cheers to my next adventure. good luck topping this one.




Friday, November 5, 2010

it's time to post

this post is really coming because it's been forever since i've done anything with this. already having second thoughts about doing something like a blog which requires such a commitment. story of my life.

so much stuff has happened since the last time i posted i honestly have no idea where to begin and what to include.

i suppose i will start with the food, which is probably my 2nd favorite part of this blog (the first, of course, being the crazy list of words these ppl use). however i'm failing to remember almost everything that i've eaten aside from today. tonight: some kind of spicy lamb curry and naan bread from an indian takeaway place. absolutely fantastic. yummmmmm yummm yumm.

one of the "relievers" who's become my buddy kidnapped me during lunch wednesday and took me to a sushi place in browns bay. so so good. i could honestly have gone through and eaten everything in that restaurant. she also made me go to penguino's, an ice cream shop, for a quick scoop. i had hazelnut and it was SOOOO GOOD.

karen and i met in browns bay on wednesday night and went down to the beach to discuss plans for the rest of our trip here. it was really nice to sit on the beach - i feel like i haven't been there in a while. we came up with a badass list of stuff to do including, but not limited to tandem bungeeing, blackwater rafting, and climbing up the rangitoto volcano. it should be freakin awesome.

i digress. we walked back over to sushi ya, apparently the best sushi around, to get some sushi and of course it was closed because places here close at 5:30 (which isn't horribly inconvenient or anything). we backtracked to a little asian noodl-y place which had fantastic-looking pictures on the window. but of course, us being us, we couldn't decide if we really wanted to go there or not. naturally, we decided we would flip a coin. we named the noodle place heads and a chinese takeaway tails andwent through the whole coin flip process only to discover we weren't sure on the rules for flipping a coin. when the coin lands, is that what you get? or do you catch it in your hand, then flip it over onto the back of your hand and that's what you get? yeah, it's an impossible question; we couldn't decide, either, so we just went into the noodle place which we were standing outside of for like 15 minutes.

needless to say eeeeveryone in there stared at us when we came in. i basically can't help but look like an idiot everywhere i go and it's a serious problem here because it's about 99x worse since i know no one/nothing. anyway, karen ordered something straight away and i stood there once again for about 10 minutes trying to decide what to get (thanks mom for that lovely trait). still couldn't decide what to get but by this point the workers were looking at me as though i had mental issues so i landed on sambal chicken. now i had absolutely no idea what sambal chicken was when i ordered it and to this very moment still do not know. pretty sure it was just a bunch of plain noodles and some weird chicken, a couple broc, and that's it. might have been my most disappointing meal here to date. sad.

took the bus home (becoming an expert now) and it was back to my life.

sally, phil, miranda, karen and i all went out last night for phil's friend's 30th birthday in takapuna. phil cracked us a pear(?) cider on the way so we could pre-game. drinking in the car was probably the most foreign-feeling thing in my life but it was rather convenient i must say. we went back to mac's which i have now labeled our home-base bar. the bartender instantly recognized us and slipped us some free drinks, which was so cute. and thank God for that, by the way, because a beer there is $7.50. absolutely ridiculous. waaay fun night with the girls. "number one night," karen kept saying with her finger up. good times. back tonight?

to close this wonderful post i'm sure no one save for troy will read (bc troy is obsessed with this blog) i'll list for all of my fans out there the new plans for the rest of new zealand. (:

karaoke (already know my song :)
glass bottom boat and snorkeling in goat island
tandem bungee in taupo
hot water beaches in coromandel
climb rangitoto volcano
blackwater rafting in waitomo caves
surf
black sand beach and canyoneering at piha
waiheke island
shakespear regional park
tree adventures - woodhill
tattoos
sky tower with ruth
luging
bay of islands
south island

btw new words are constantly being added to the crazy list so check that too

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

nothing i ever do is easy

10-26

apparently what i have is hay fever. whatever it is, it doesn't feel nice. apparently i wasn't supposed to come to school today although i didn't learn this until morning tea. fml. could've used a day off. my date for fay's told me i shouldn't go and that she wouldn't take me, which of course ended up creating a mess. nothing i ever do is the easy way to do anything.

i asked one of my kid's moms how to get to browns bay by bus since my date backed out on me. she said she could just give me a ride since she was going there anyway to drop off dry cleaning. hell yeah, i thought, even though it's slightly awkward hanging out with my 6 year old kids outside of school. but i jumped in the van kinda thing and buckled in. kinda felt 6 myself.

we checked the phone book for the address before we left and quickly realized my destination was actually in milford, not browns bay. milford, unlike browns bay which is literally the next town over, is about 20 minutes away from where we were. i felt like such a shit. ugh and talk about awkward. the little girl's mom (and freakin family) not only drove me the whole way but had to stop to get gas so we could get there. i suck. seriously my life is just stupid sometimes. good thing i didn't walk like i thought i was going to have to.

ate the BEST guacamole at the gathering. probably was actually really rude about it - all of the americans left our spots in the living room and literally stood around the guacamole just devouring the food. the little old man, who i will call albert since he reminded me of the butler from batman, had to go back into the kitchen and literally make more guacamole we ate so much. whoops.

got to see my friends from home at the gathering (: we're going out for sushi friday night and out to the bars. can't wait for sushi bc we're right by asia, and can't wait for the bars bc apparently everybody loves the american girls here (: day trip on saturday to the west coast to a black sand beach. and rugby game soon since everybody already met a bunch of maori rugby players. definitely need to catch up there.

couscous, broccoli, carrots, moraccan chicken for dinner. yum (:

crazy new zealand lingo

i was attacked by this crazy language from the moment i stepped off the plane. since then i've been on the hunt for kiwi words. probly going to incorporate all of the following into my everyday language back home, so learn it and love it. in the order i learned them:

-jandals: flip flops
-fanny: vag
-heaps: lots
-ice block: popsicle
-chilly bins: coolers
-dairy: tiny, two lane grocery store that cost me $15 for a bag of rice (to put my drowned ipod in), cookies, and chocolate hokey pokey biscuits
-capsicum: bell peppers
-kumera: sweet potatoes
-rubbish: garbage
-rubbers: erasers (it's really strange to hear 6 year-olds asking each other if they have a rubber)
-toilet: bathroom
-mates: friends
-partner: boyfriend/girlfriend
-pissed: drunk
-scrapping: fighting
-letter box: mailbox
-spewed: vomitted
-the bot: sick
-knackered: tired (however it's really hard to know that they're actually saying knackered because it sounds exactly like naked. this confusion tends to make things awkward for me)
-top up: minutes on a cell phone - especially a janky one from several years ago that takes me 30 minutes to send a text and whose 11 number phone number i still don't know
-accomodation: hotel
-p: crazy new zealand drug
-ripped: drunk
-maths: math. apparently the kids don't understand that it means the same thing without the s. and "maths" is just dumb. not gonna use that one
-full stop: period (like the punctuation)
-cheers: thanks, yes, okay, cool
-shit: oh shit. to be said by everyone - adults, kids, news anchors on tv
-chips: french fries
-pie: pastry filled with soupy meat. steak and cheese for my first one. phil adds ketchup.
-sauce: ketchup, mayo
-lamington: weird box shaped cake with coconut on the outside. raspberry for my first one.
-chocolate fish: chocolate candy shaped like a fish with pink marshmallow on the inside. also a phrase for a job well done
-crump: crunk (the old lady version)
-togs: swimsuit
-elastics: big resistance bands kids jump in and out of for fun
-zorb: roll around in a giant plastic ball like my hamster squeaky used to
-lollies: sweets, candy (not chocolate)
-hoon: wrecklessly speed
-rooting: having sex
-slapper: skank, slut
-shut-eyes: log cabins
-bach: holiday home on the beach
-trolley: shopping cart
-patty: pout
-tossers: wankers
-bollocks: balls (nuts)/that's bullshit
-willies: penises (and apparently penises are like arms according to miranda's teacher)
-sun cream: sunscreen
-clothes horse: drying rack (because they don't have dryers here)
-boot of the car: trunk
-bric-a-brac: garage sale. really?
-stuffed up: messed up
-jaxy: ass
-gutted: broken up about, heartbroken
-on the piss: drinking
-toerags: douchebags
-drink bottle: water bottle
-reliever: substitute teacher

Other interesting facts about New Zealand:

-shoes aren't required anywhere, including school, restaurants, shops. phil has only had jandals on maybe once since i've been here.
-everyone here travels. half of the people i've met here have been more places in the states than i've been. kinda feel like a jackass.
-half of the people i've met think i'm canadian because of my accent. wrong.
-hot tea is drank all day. school stops in the middle of the morning for half an hour so the teachers can go drink tea.
-i have hay fever here. f.
-there are two options for ways to flush the toilet. (1/2 flush and full flush. For the first week I thought the option I wasn't using was the one that would spit everything back up. Dumb. Why would that be an option?)
-eeeeevery road has a round-a-bout. seriously. it's dizzying and unnecessary.
-the government (?) regulates names of kids so you can't just pick any name for ppl. Jesus Christ has been outlawed as a name.
-when the All Blacks lose a game, the domestic violence rate goes up dramatically
-sacks of oranges and phonebooks can be used as tools for domestic violence that don't leave bruises. very handy.
-i've heard more talk about gingers here than i've ever heard in my entire life. apparently ppl are fascinated with the ginge
-ppl think that Halloween costumes have to actually be scary. all i saw out oct. 30 was bloody guys/girls, vampires, monsters, etc. they don't understand the halloween=opportunity-for-a-major-slutfest concept that is put into place after about 7-years old in the u.s.
-troy today said they had "heaps more" trick-or-treaters than usual on Halloween. when asked how many kids they got, he said one.
-pumpkins here are grey. why would that be different? seriously grey. to the point that Karen's homestay sister painted her pumpkin orange with paint. grey. those are sad pumpkins. and nobody here carves pumpkins. when questioned why, they said, "because we eat pumpkins." k.
-there's a 10 minute burn time in new zealand. it's expected that within 10 minutes of being outside, you receive a sunburn. all the students have to wear hats when they go outside for this reason. (i have yet to get sunburned tho (:
-there are no snakes here
-there's nothing poisonous at all in new zealand (and this seems to be a point of great pride with the ppl here)
-it's legal to drink in the car. in fact, it's a great time to pregame on the way to the bar :)

loosen the belt

10-17

Blur of a day. Auckland is amazing. North Shore is hilly and green. Beaches everywhere. All the houses are beach houses, like Giada de Laurentiis's. Big, open windows that open up like doors and overlook pink flowering plants and trees with prickly pinecones that look like porcupines.

I recognized Sally right away. We locked in on each other right when I stepped out of the terminal and I ran up to give her a hug. Love at first sight - I absolutely adore her. Big hug for Phil too and into the car on the wrong side of the road to drive across Auckland and into the North Shore again on the wrong side.

Breakfast with Sally and Phil's friends at a restaurant on Waiake Beach. No shoes necessary.
-eggs benedict with smoked salmon and toasted bagels
--> huge plate. Phil immediately asked if the portion looked small because "Americans have big plates." I asked him if he was calling me fat. Best friends already.

Lunch with Sally's friends. Babies and married couples everywhere.
-bread and butter

Dinner at Phil's family's.
-Phil's marinated chicken (ginger, garlic, olive oil), steak, sausage, kiwi and avocado rocket salad, bread, potatoes, strawberries dipped in chocolate and nuts, mini lemon meringue tarts, chocolate mousse with homemade whipped cream